number of jokes

1. 2 retards(no offence) are walking trough a street

the one said: may i walk in the middle?

2. A stupid german said to a mate: if i got peanut butter on my sandwich i go jump off the roof.
His mate, a dumb Russian said: if i got Strawberry's on my sandwich i'll jump with you.
The day after they jumped.

wife of the german said: if he dind't want peanut butter on his bread, he must said so.

wife of the russian said: I dont know why he jumped, he maid the sandwich himself..